Pucker, the well-documented Dirty Celebrity, has now achieved a whole new level of internet fame by appearing here in the latest edition of Toes Hoes.

If you have been reading this blog long enough, you would know that there used to be a monthly Toes Hoes post. That has not happened recently, but I now have a new hoe to share with y’all. Check her out below, and click HERE to see all of the previous entries.

This is the May edition of Toes Hoes. You will have to accept my apologies on the lack of new photos. Due to certain “happenings” that where not in my plans, my ability to acquire new content like this has been slightly hindered. Word.

I have been working on this blog for less than a year now, but things have progressed super quickly for me. Y’all seem to really like the content that I am sharing – and I appreciate that for sure. I now have people from all over the world who check back every day religiously. Thanks to everyone for holding it down for me, I try to travel a lot but I simply cannot be everywhere at once… I am but one man.

This photo didn’t qualify for Toes Hoes this month because there is obviously too much clothing still on the chick.. but I still thought I would share. I actually wasn’t at the party where this photo was taken because I was in Las Vegas – but I was stoked to see that people here were still holding it down for me.

It’s March now so… a new month means new hoes. First though, when I was in Vancouver it was brought to my attention that some of y’all think these photos are fakes. Let me make it clear – every photo I have ever posted in Toes Hoes is from a different girl, and nothing was added with any editing software. This is 100% Sharpie marker. Stop hating and go get your own – or keep beating off to mine, but respect the truth.

As it is now well into February, I thought I would share with you the new and very sexy Toes Hoes…

For the record I never reuse the same girls month to month. This shit is fresh.

It is a new month, so that means it is time for a new Toes Hoes posting. However, as it is also a New Year… I decided to make this post a little different. I have noticed an increase in traffic recently which leads me to believe that I have a good amount of new readers. I don’t want them to have missed anything beautiful so I want to share with you what are, in my opinion, the best Toes Hoes photos of 2009.

Tango India is the nicest strip club in Central America. They have a full sized airplane in the club, so everything follows that theme, including the sexy flight attendants.

If you have been reading my website then you know that I do a weekly post called the Toe Jam. I will now introduce to you a new monthly post on which I will call Toes Hoes.

I do talk a lot of shit, but I will ALWAYS have a photo and/or a video to back it up.