As you may already know, I am a huge fan of documentaries. I am also a fan of women in minimal clothing. So… it only makes sense that I would be excited about this, the official Hugh Hefner documentary titled Hugh Hefner: Playboy, Activist, and Rebel. Check out the trailer.

The release date is August 6, 2010.

This post could have just as easily been about the Nike Air Max 90 Infared shoes, however, I made it about the girl modeling them – in this case, Justene Jaro. This chick is banging, check the video. Mute the sound.

This shoe has already been released in Europe. The North American release date should be soon!

Scarlett Johansson is one of the sexiest actresses, period. This ad campaign that she did for Louis Vuitton a few years back is still one of my all-time favorites. Anyone else remember this?

Scarlett Johansson.

Louis Vuitton.

Who do you think is the sexiest actor/actress? Just curious.

This song is good, but the video (more importantly) is amazing.

Dan Balan – Chica Bomb (Chew Fu Remix)

From time to time I like to share a vauable message with my readers. This is one of those times.

If you end up using this to save a life…. remember that I am the hero, not you. You’re welcome.

It’s March now so… a new month means new hoes. First though, when I was in Vancouver it was brought to my attention that some of y’all think these photos are fakes. Let me make it clear – every photo I have ever posted in Toes Hoes is from a different girl, and nothing was added with any editing software – zero PhotoShop involved – all sharpie marker. Stop hating and go get your own – or keep beating off to mine, but respect the truth.

Toes Hoe #1

Use Your Imagination.

100% Real.

So American Apparel is currently is currently holding The Search for the Best Bottom in the World.

Below is the contest overview from their website.
“We’re looking for a brand new bum (the best in the world!) to be the new “face” for our always expanding intimates and briefs lines. The winners will be flown to LA, photographed and featured online. Send in a close-up photo of your backside wearing American Apparel panties, bodysuits or briefs for consideration and vote for your personal favorites.” I like the concept, although none of the girls compare to my monthly Toes Hoes, so

I searched through a few pages, as painstaking as it was – sarcasm – and found this to be one of my personal favorites…

Toronto.

Alanna in Toronto, if you’re reading this, get at me!

Not only is Sasha Grey incredibly sexy, but apparently she is useful too. Her recent PETA ad campaign actually reminded me of something I need to do…. turn my male kittens into genderless balls of fur.

Sasha Grey.

Megan Fox is doing a new ad campaign for Armani and some of the photos just hit the internet. All I can say is…. well… the things I would do to this women can not be described with the profanities that currently exist in the English language, so I won’t try. Just look at the damn photos.

Megan Fox.

Armani.