It’s Friday, and that means it’s time for this weeks “Toe Jam.” Basically, my favorite song in the given week.

Check it:

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Happy Halloween to all my readers! This weekend is going to be crazy! Expect A LOT of drunk Tweets (if you follow me on Twitter) and some crazy photos to be posted Sunday when the binge ends.

So tonight I am going to Fedde Le Grand at Opera and tomorrow night the Bloody Beetroots at the Telus Theatre, maybe I will see some of you there?

Just wanted to upload two quick photos. One is my new watch, and the second is the pumpkin I carved.

Rolex

Mudflap Girl

Have a fun Halloween weekend everyone!

-AfroToe

These two redneck idiots in Iowa tried to rob a guy in HIS apartment wearing “masks” they drew on themselves with sharpie markers. WHAT THE FUCK. Check their mugshots.

You Can't See Me

Check the article about this by clicking HERE

This post goes out to all my black friends. This is so classic!

Duece Poppi is looking like the man after this one, HAHA!

Hit me up on Twitter.

I made a new rap video over a Gucci Mane beat.

As you know, I listen to a lot of hip hop and have noticed recently that a bunch of these top dudes (especially Lil Wayne) rhyme a lot about shitting and pissing on people. I don’t get it. Does that mean when they talk about “so much paper” it’s just a Charmin endorsement? HAHA. I made a little rap mocking this, check the video!

By the way, I know the audio is quiet. So here are the lyrics to follow along with:

What with all these rappers talking about
When they are on the toilet, and what comes out?
Yeah I mean the brown or yellow
Dont get me wrong, I like to talk dirty but hello?
Like hello, dude thats too much info
Its no longer a mystery why your jeans sag though
I knew it wasnt fashion for the ass to hang low
So pull em up and cover all your shitstains bro

Whats with all these rappers talking about
When they are on the toilet and what comes out
Ya you got the money, but your shit still stink
Ya you got the hoes, but leave the urine to your dink
Do these rappers write while on the john?
Thats the only reason to include this in a song.
Yes I am a fan, so please dont get me wrong
I am only curious, these lyrics dont belong.

I’m all about putting on for Van City, and the guys in Swollen Members have been doing that very well for a long time now. As a big fan, I was anxiously awaiting their new album “Armed To The Teeth” which was just released today.

Buy It Now

I am stoked that Mad Child was able to overcome his problems with addiction and get back on his game. Their new style is more commercial but I really like it, and the addition of Trey Nyce adds some more “street cred” to the group.

I have had this album playing on repeat all day, I bought it on iTunes as soon as I woke up. Yes, I said bought. I think it is important to support artists whose music we appreciate and you should to.

If you want to hear the first single “Warrior” then click HERE as I posted the music video for it a few weeks back.

AfroToe.

This homo brings a whole new meaning to the phrase “Swag Surfing.” Just shut up and watch.

And on a completely unrelated note, this video is even crazier! These guys in the UK try to get some girls to flash them and they crash hard! This would have been prevented if A.) girls never wore shirts and B.) girls never got behind the wheel.

Word.

Soothers are so played out. So listen up all of you ravers, stop sucking on baby toys in the club and buy one of these! Wouldn’t the scene be better off if everyone were eating vagina all over the party? Picture it.

Vagina

For the record, I wouldn’t be caught near any vaginas that look like that until I have had at least 24 beers.

Seriously though, who comes up with this shit? By clicking HERE you can order one of these which will be built to the specifications of your own vagina after you send the “artist” a photo. Is this the most unique gift ever or just some creep trying to get close up shots of some bologna flapovers?

My friend and tattoo artist John Vale has a really dope band by the name of the Furious Dudes. I got to see them live in Miami about 14 months ago and it was a sick show!

Check out this crazy kite boarding video from Florida featuring their music.

Join THEIR Facebook page and MINE
Also, click on Johns name above to see his dope tattoo work. He has done a few pieces on me and I cannot say enough about it.

Wanna look into my eyes? No homo.

The Stare Down

Always On

Word.